thecount: Frank Zappa and the Mothers of...
blumblr: A Warning for Cat People. ROFLMAO!!!!! Multiply this times three.
thecount: Frank Zappa - Crew Slut From Joe’s...
Nothing could be better...
…than starting your day by wrapping presents. Seriously, can giving gifts be my profession? Anyone out there want to sponsor me to find that quirky, fun, make-you-smile item for friends, family and strangers?
Wake Up Your Cat →
blumblr: tgumbel: Your cat is probably sleeping right now, knowing cats Get a camera Wake that lil bitch up Take a picture of the face your cat makes (maybe wait for a good yawn) Post that shit Oh, cheese, oh multigrain crackers, oh gods of sweetener, this is sooo good.
It probably says something bad about me as a...
Erm, I would think it says the opposite of some thing bad… (via thewordunheard)
Apparently, Nora and I had a child.
Once upon a time......
…this girl worked for a certain agency. The stories I could tell…
Paul Rudd As You Have Never Seen Before →
splitplug: daleena: (via SSJSkaHulk) This doesn’t even show up on his IMDB. LULZ. Evelyn, click this NOW.
I lost at Valentine's Day this year.
Got him cards, new Zappa CD, and skull truffles. I got: And horse stickers. Yes, stickers with horses on them. Because he’s hilarious.
soupsoup: Before Nate Robinson, there was Spud Webb.